Jesse's Words of WisdomJesse "Hey Kerry, what does contiguous mean? I know it's a word."
Jesse "Can you vegetate someone?" (insert awkward pause) "that's logical thinking!"
Jesse "I don't even think that's funny. Why would I put a hotdog on my wrist?... what's sensual about a hot dog?..." DT: "Can't you tell it looks like a vagina?"
Jesse "Admit it. Admit it Damnit! ... You heard it, right?"
Jesse "It's not porn, it's a freaking playboy party. It's toplessness. That's not porn."
Jesse "No, I don't want a damn hot dog. My wrist hurts!"
Jesse "Well, I was kind of hoping it'd break, well not really. When it was in the moment I was thinking I was hoping the damn thing'd break."
Jesse "actually you did get me kind of mad when you twisted my arm. But I'd never do it back."
Jesse "I'm gonna twist your arm back some day. Just to get your back."
Jesse "I can't. I can't. I can't move my writst. I can't stand. I can't move, I can't do anything."
Danny " you want a hot dog?" Jesse "Yeah, actually I do" Danny: "We actually have them upstairs, we've had them all along. But they're cheese dogs, so I figured you wouldn't want them." Jesse: "Cheese dogs are fine."
Jesse "my wrist fucking hurts. I can't even fucking think straight." (as if there were some sort of correlation)
Craig: "So how's the manroot treatin' you, Jesse?"
Craig: "Danny, do you want me to kill Jesse?"
"Tell me what vegetative means!"
"I was being all passive like ghandi and then you came and beat me." Danny: "Yeah, but Ghandi said fucking intelligent things"
"I dont mean meat, I was talking about veggie dogs."
Greg: "Go eat a hot dog, I bet you're good at that."
Jesse "are you insinuating that a hot dog means a penis or something? What because of the shape? I don't think it does."
Jesse: "You're Lying Both Ways" Danny: "No, I'm only lying one way"
Jesse: "I'll Be Witty if you give me a hot dog"