Games... What Video Games

So, it's finals week. But more importantly, it's e3. If you don't know what that is, do a google search. Everyone and his / her sister has a booth / a new game. And you know what? They all suck. Case in point: Halo 2, now scheduled for a release in November. Wow, gee it looks exacxtly like Halo did, with a new weapon, some new AI, and better maps (all sorely needed in my opinion). Whoopdee damn do.

Dungeon Siege 2: Well, we've got a trailer!... that's super skippy and doesn't show any actual gameplay. Oh, and our screenshots on the website demonstrate the new abilities of the engine - we can draw super advanced trees! Forget about characters! YOU WANT HYPER-3D stencil-shadow-z-buffered TREES!

Sega's massive announcement rumored to be hardware: in fact some online baloney. Ooh, we're developing online games. What? Like Phantasy Star Online III? No way.

e3 = teh_blow