Facial Hair

Facial hair: it's cool to have when you're twelve, but what about when you're 19?

Pros

• It's badass


• It's fuzzy


• Keeps you warm during cold winter months


• Hides unsightly blemishes without the expensive pore refiner


• Makes you look like Norm from This Old House


• If you're going for the lumberjack look, it's a must
• 
  
• Great excuse not to shave


• Makes you look older

Cons

• Itchy


• Food gets stuck in your beard. No one likes a leftover gorilla salad sandiwch.


• Run the risk of being called 'facial pubes'


• Trimming still necessary

The Verdict: Facial hair is still cool.