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Thursday, September 30, 2004

Another week under the belt

Well, another Thursday night, and another week under the old college belt, by my standards, anyway. I'm done with my hellish week of two labs, and I got my exams back, two b's. Not great, but eh, whatya gonna do except study harder next time?

Uhm, other than that, not much new to report. Rent's due, clothes need to be washed, studying needs be done, cleaning needs to be done. I saw Yo La Tengo on Wednesday, and I'm seeing Rachael Yamagata on Saturday.

Presidential debates were tonight. You all know whom I'm voting for anyway, so there's no point in me discussing it, save for the necessary mention of the Daily Show, which was, as usual, superb.

Today's Music
Yo La Tengo - There are Tears In Your Eyes

Sunday, September 26, 2004

Shitty Music Avalanche

This Just In: shitty music avalanche approaching!!
Not only is there a new good charlotte album out on the 6th, but there's a new Simple Plan album out on the 26th, entitled Still Not Getting Any. Dear god, and I thought Good Charlotte was bad.

Biking sucks

Yeah, biking sucks. From here, to home and back again, couple that with a good couple hours of driving and homework, and voila!

In other news, the new Good Charlotte Album will be out in two weeks, and I'm going to be letting you know what to expect. But rest assured GC fans, with song titles like 'I want to live', and 'the world is black', you can sleep easier knowing GC has crafted an album that is the equivalent of a mountain of dog shift visible from space.

Saturday, September 25, 2004

Football

I was extremely hungover this morning. I'm defiinitely not doing any serious drinking until Halloween, as it's quickly losing its fun. I painted or tried to paint myself for the football game, but the water based paints my mom gave me didn't work very well. I ended up using some face makeup on one half of my face, and that worked well. The game was great. We won. I ate dinner with Nick T. at Ed's, went to a party just to make my presence known, and then hung out with josh for an hour or two. We paid Jesse, who is having his wisdom teeth out, a visit. He's building a DDR pad with his dad. All I can say is that I wish I had that level of mechanical know-how.

Today's Music
Phish - Wading in the Velvet Sea (from Coventry)
Note: this is perhaps the saddest song you will ever hear.

Thursday, September 23, 2004

Exams Begin

Midterms exams have already begun for me, and my life's not about to get a whole lot easier any time soon. My work load is increasing gradually, and we're definitely treading into unmarked territory in all of my classes. Stress is high, sleep is low. Not good, not good. Oh well, tomorrow's another day of massive productivity just waiting to be tapped... right.

Today's Music
The Flaming Lips - One More Robot / Symphony 3

Sunday, September 19, 2004

Homecoming Lyrics

Danny and I have been looking for the lyrics to the song "Homecoming" By Atmosphere featuring El-P (El-Producto), which is the last track off of Lucy Ford and is hidden in the silence after "Nothing but Sunshine." So, here they are.

Homecoming by Atmosphere Feat. El-P

(random mumblings)
... little boy can't seem to find your place now
... all the funny friends the ones who have shitty jobs

sometime in NY,
perhaps in the deceptacon era,
like seven or eight grades up from fitting blocks together,
graf kids after school to get chased by rival letters and skate boards and truck cars and rails
funny shapes and grip tape,
I own a Mark Rogowski,
I rode it goofy footed,
sicker, I learned to ollie on colt 4-5 malt liquor,
and that's it,
to me it got not any more acrobatic
who would pedal around Manhattan for lack of better action,
one kid is the point man at a Pakistani Bodega,
he sold those loosey camel unfiltereds to under agers,
smoke 'em on a promenade,
water balloons drop,
hit car, run from cops, skate quick,
basically loaf on the low,
on the laugh with dangerous, nearly vacation,
under the Brooklyn Bridge, across the Brooklyn Bank,
show up uninvited,
some kids are drinking beer tonight, they're excited
Brooklyn Tech., Brooklyn friends,
Stuyvesant plus kids, thug wannabes, and hippie chicks found some escapist shit,
we felt the separate fashions and cliques trading places,
we formed our own section comprised of Nike Uptowns,
worn on mediocre skaters, it's like this:

yo, this kid Ivan made the trek from Rhode Island,
from plastic cup of cold duck and a relaxed social environment,
he jetted from his section when the meat heads started whilin'
his aesthetic wasn't their style, so they used bats to Re-Design It

[Slug and El-P]
(chorus)
Homecoming,
Homecoming,
Homecoming,
Homecoming,

[El-P]
Sometimes it was good,
sometimes it was just a moment of vis a vis the definitions and other stimulus that cause your growing

[Slug and El-P]
Homecoming,
Homecoming,
Homecoming,
Homecoming,

[Slug]
Sometimes it was good and other times contradicted,
but no matter where I stood, I still managed to stand,

the last time I laughed this hard I was a child,
it was the kind of giggle that would make a young mother smile,
I can't remember the 'why' but the wallpaper patterns had me running in circles trying to defend my Saturn,
just me and my box of Machiavelli and cheese,
all I really want to do is show you my disease,
she didn't have the courage to kiss me goodnight,
but I'ma give you my word that everything will be alright,
like what the fuck? this phone is disconnected,
just my luck, I need advice before my love gets misdirected,
'guess it's just another symptom of, just another victim of,
the warfare and those caught between Sean and the Slug,
did I mention the drugs that used to make her spew forth,
carried barely half the pleasure of a pack of Newports?
Breathe it in, breathe it out, what'd it really be about?
I'm trying to lose and allude all excuses to scream and shout,
For every moment I spent wishing my parents back together,
would've been better linked to preparin' me for the weather,
rocking my t-shirt that reads 'whatever',
all in an effort to relieve the pressure,
that Minnesota good sleep,
this wood is cheap, and now fire's back in style,
if I had better teeth, I would try to crack a smile,
well here I am mister typical,
ridiculously meticulous when painting pictures of pitiful,
and little did I know and less did I care,
they would chew up an swallow all that I threw out there,
it's not fair screams the one without a voice,
arm that boy, tell him to aim at the ones who have all the toys,

(Chorus w/ Slug 1st and El-P 2nd)

[Slug]
There it is, is that what you want?
There it is, is that what you want?
Is that really what you want?
I'm coming home, is that what you want?


Gaming Posterboys

R o h o 0 6 8 5: danny lets be models
R o h o 0 6 8 5: and go to new york
R o h o 0 6 8 5: and become posterboys for the sport of gaming
R o h o 0 6 8 5: we'll be bigger then tatu
R o h o 0 6 8 5: and usher
R o h o 0 6 8 5: and prince
R o h o 0 6 8 5: combined
R o h o 0 6 8 5: i could think of like 4,009 poses we could do with a computer
R o h o 0 6 8 5: very sensual

Don't Call Girls 'Fat'

AlxandraAnne: i win
AlxandraAnne: you lose
Kerry Cr2: your mind is too big for my feeble earth brain
Kerry Cr2: Alix, I've decided you should become an engineer
Kerry Cr2: seeing as you love all sorts of creepy male attention
Kerry Cr2: you'd be the hottest girl on earth to at least 1,000 engineering students
AlxandraAnne: what?
Kerry Cr2: I know you love it when men ogle over you
Kerry Cr2: this is your major
AlxandraAnne: hahahahahahahahahaha
Kerry Cr 2: ever heard of "engineering goggles"?
Kerry Cr 2: well, in engineering classes you're lucky if there are more than two girls in a class
Kerry Cr 2: and so an only so-so looking girl without any sort of personality suddenly becomes hot
Kerry Cr 2: because it's all the engineers have got.
AlxandraAnne: are you calling me fat
Kerry Cr 2: yes
AlxandraAnne: KERRY!

Kerry Cr2: Kerry puked a lot
serves you right

Saturday, September 18, 2004

omfg Serverus Snape

While working on my lab writeup for ECE 170, Danny sent me these links:

Excerpt
chupakabra15d: professor serveus snape is so sexy
chupakabra15d: I understand his tortured life
chupakabra15d: omfg
chupakabra15d: http://paradox.legilimens.org/
chupakabra15d: http://creative-escape.org/draco/
Kerry Cr 2: alan rickman owns me
chupakabra15d: http://www.sexyseverussnape.com/
chupakabra15d: http://www.firefancies.com/darkpotions/main.htm
chupakabra15d: there you go kerry
chupakabra15d: that ought to cover the masturbation for a few solid weeks
Kerry Cr 2: this is going on the website
Kerry Cr 2: because it's so hawt
chupakabra15d: lmfao
chupakabra15d: check this
chupakabra15d: http://www.firefancies.com/darkpotions/alan_rickman.htm

Today's Music
Dredg - The Canyon Behind Her

Friday, September 17, 2004

Hell Day

Eight hours of class, and I stand before you tired and well, tired. It all started at 8am this morning when I woke up early to study calculus, went to my calc. discussion. I came back, caught some z's, went to my computer science power lecture, then to my physics lecture, then back to the apartment, slept for 40 minutes, went back to sterling for my physics discussion, then came back, read my lab manual, ate dinner, returned to sterling, and did my physics lab. I got back at 9pm, and worked out. I played some DDR, and now I'm about to watch the wizard of oz and pink floyd.

Today's Music
Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon

Monday, September 13, 2004

Long Long Way Together...

Today was, by all accounts, a long day. Calc lecture, ECE 352 Power Lecture, ECE 170 Lab until 4:45. Then I hit the computer science lab and worked on my CS 367 project. Tonight will entail much watching football and other such scrumptiliousness.

Today's Music
Basement Jaxx - Lucky Star

Sunday, September 12, 2004

Ironman

Today is the annual Madison Ironman competition, which runs (quite literally) by our apartment. The athletes swim two miles (across lake Monona), Bike some 112 miles, and run another 26.2 miles. All of this in an effort to qualify for the national Ironman competition in Hawaii. Long story short: lots of clapping, yelling, running, and closed streets by our apartment, which makes getting groceries, driving, and coordinating with mother dearest all the more difficult.

Today I studied physics for five hours, went out to dinner, got groceries, came back, played ddr and warcraft - and that pretty muched summed the day up.

Today's Music
Death Cab For Cutie - Tiny Vessels

Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Schooling, Batman

And so the schooling continues after a long weekend of partying hard, football games, grocery stores, and liquid panda juices. Today featured lectures in computer science, Physics, and a physics discussion. Not much else to report, I'm afraid except that camping out for UNLV football tickets has begun.

Today's Music
Thursday - Signals Over The Air

Thursday, September 02, 2004

Class Begins

Classes Started today, and I've already had to integrate an integral to infinity for physics class. The horror, the horror!
Today's Music

Steven Lynch - Lullabye

Wednesday, September 01, 2004

When you say 9 hours of camping, you've said it all

Many of you (Greg) are probably wondering what the hell happened to your fearless communist / pirate / inspirational speaker / thoroughbread horse breeder. Well, the unfortunate news is, Stanley Kubrick's dead. Anyway, life at the apartment is massively rocking like a nuclear warhead in heat.

The majority of yesterday was spent camping out for football tickets. I pulled a 9 hour shift from 7pm-4am, returned bleary-eyed to the apartment and awoke at 10:30 to go wait in line some more. The real story was not me, but Tug, who had to camp out during the rain, receiving a drenched cell-phone, comforter, and pillow for his dutiful service. Alix, too stayed out in the rain for some six hours. She didn't camp out with the uberness that is Dayton House- something about "Her Floor." Rubbish, if you ask me.

After the wonderful rain storm, I coordinated the ticket adventure, went back to the apartment, cleaned up, waited in line, went with a very stressed Alix Loniello around campus to find her classes (I of course haven't even bothered looking for mine). Then I went back to the apartment, where we had a meeting, delivered our rent, and opened an expense account. I proceeded to Cait, Caelin, Vicki, Leah, and Pam's place to fix their network troubles, stopped back at the apartment for some dinner, did some cleaning, watched the daily show, and blogged. Busy day, but a really good one at that. This is the happiest I've felt in a good week or two.
Today's Music

Anberlin - Autobahn