How Not To Piss Kerry Off
It's that time of year again, when thoughts of Kerry's turn to Nazi's, bloody hatchets, Pickett's charge, and pick axes. Yes, it's my New Year's resolution. Seeing as I'm already perfect, I'll give you, my charming and delightful readers some quick pointers on how not to piss me off this year:
How Not to Piss Off a Kerry
- ASL me if you want to cyber
- use lots of net speak, especially OMG, OMFG, WTF, and
- Don't give me shorts made from polyester 1.0 that make me look like Liberacci meets Richard Simmons (Jason)
- For god's sake, use contractions correctly. Don't say "your" when you mean "you're" nothing is more annoying, except a Lifetime Network special or the WB.
- Convert to Judaism
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2 Comments:
At 3:09 PM, Anonymous said…
Its dimitri, and i warn you though converting to judaism may not piss you off, it seems to make alot of other people angry. Hope you are having a good break. See you on the 17th or so.
peace
At 11:19 AM, Anonymous said…
Those shorts fucking rock!
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