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Sunday, February 13, 2005

Battle with the Fecal Forces

Today was a day like anyother. I got rejected by Microsoft for an internship, lost my contacts, and did battle with a toilet that I managed to plug.... for two and a half hours.

Yes, that's right, yours truly managed to plug a toilet, and was unable to clear the damned clog for the next 150 minutes. Admittedly, our plunger sucks, but this was one hell of a clog. I used my hands, coat hangers, a highly skilled team of co-ordinated SWAT toilet unclogging orangutans, and even a rubber ducky, but mr. toilet was adamant on staying clogged. So, I plunged and I plunged, and I coat hangered and I coat hangered. My hands hurt like hell, and are covered in blisters from that POS rubbermaid plunger. Oh, how I long for the uber plunger I have back at home. But after a lot of sweat, tears, and my roommates taking pictures of me struggling with the bowl that wouldn't budge, I managed to plunge the toilet down far enough to get a clean flush. So, at 11:30pm, some two and a half hours after beginning the excremental endevour, our bathroom was again fit for flushing.

Here's a link for all you fellow pluggers out there:
The Uncloggable Toilet

Today's Music
The Walkmen - The Rat

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