Seriously Microsoft, F*CK the StickyKeys Feature

StickyKeys is the stupidest thing in the entire world. Hit shift 3 times in a row, and welcome yourself to the world of pain and misery and stickyness.

Here is a transcript of an E-mail I sent to the author of This Guide To Ruby

To: why@whytheluckystiff.com

subject: Quickly Eroding Hamster Wheels

Message:
Dear Mr. Stiff,

Let me just say that you are the coolest person I have met since the actor that played the creepy guy in Silence of the Lambs. He was cooler than you are, mainly because he has an extensive hat collection, is an avid bee keeper, and has a way better baseball card collection than you do.

Today was __THE__DAY__ (omg c constants 4tw) that changed my life. I read part of your book on Ruby... while also huffing super glue, playing with rubber bouncy balls, getting mad at an infuriatingly difficult erector set that was supposed to be the visage of the Dark Lord of the Sith - yep, you guessed it - RONALD McDonald; oh, and I was totally owning that annoying ass dog at duck hunt. Bark it up, Sgt. Scruffers. It's pretty hard when you're full of lead, isn't it? BITCH!

Now for the 100.11% recycled content of my message: I <3>Today's Music
Kerry Creeron - Totally owning on your face with a soldering iron (biatch) (pointdexter slide rule remix)