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Sunday, May 29, 2005

Back to Work

It's been rather dull of late. There's been some hanging out of late - some with Jerome, Kathleen, Greg, but it's been mainly downtime. Hopefully things pickup quickly. Money is running short, which means that I'm eager to work. I've been listening to lots of music lately, esepcially noteworthy is Common's 'Be,' produced by Kanye West, which finally brings the star-studded rapper the production he rightly deserves.

On the chill end of the spectrum, checkout Aqualung's self-titled album. It's got some prime chill cuts.

Albums receiving honorable Mention
Idlewild - Warnings / Promises
Weezer - Make Believe
Gorillaz - Demon Days

Today's Music
Idlewild - Blame it On the Obvious Ways

Saturday, May 21, 2005

Boredom

As many of you know, I update this website primarily to stroke my already steroid-laced, miracle-gro assisted, shamu sized ego - and that being said, I only update when I'm feeling exceptionally bored or excited, because I want you to know only how much ass I am kicking, and not the horrible failures that push me to cry myself to sleep at night, develop massive ulcers, and beat small children with rocks. Woah, that's a bit of a tangent.

So, I've been prodded to update the site because apparently some people actually love reading the flurry of B.S., teen angst, bad decision making, and general awesome ness that comes from the K-Unit.

What's New:
-Nothing
-School's done. I kicked its ass
-Katari Damacy is "like totally the best video game evar"
-Dave and Kevin (my roomies) moved out. Tim and Chris (Tim's Bro) have taken their place.
-Dimitri is going to Israel
-Tug is back home doing stuff
-I'm bored

In order to fill some more space on my blog, to impress some of you, and to make others of you believe I have the coherence of Liza Minelli, I will now construct an elaborate fabrication about what I did last night:

Begin Fabrication:

So, me and Nicole Kidman were totally making out for like 27 hours last night, when her boyfriend Lenny Kravitz saw me mackin' on his babe, so I says to him, 'Step Off' and he be all 'I'ma mess up your pizza face.' So thens I totally rocked his tight as leather pants hardcore, and stole his 80,000 peso guitar. After besting the heathen, I then proceeded to do the only real thing that chamions like me do: make a bowl of Easy Mac and drink a can of Tab Cola. M... So tasty, and it tastes nothing remotely like the key on your keyboard (believe me, I know).

Feeling up for more adventure, I climbed into my hot GermItalian B.M.Lamborarische Sports Utility Supercar with optional 5th wheel drive, and messed up all the kids who drive cheap ass chevy nova's like there was no tomorrow. I turned up my stereo really loud (10dB baby!) so that everyone could hear my Bryan Adams CD, and knew that I was business like Warren Buffet. Then I found $5.01, but it was in Euro's so I had to pay a service fee, and ended up losing all my money to former NBA Great Dominque Wilkins in a game of Texas Hold Them (contract'ns totally suck).

Today's Music (Supersized for Dick Cheney Impersonators)
Cursive - Am I Not Yours?
White Stripes - Blue Orchid
Aesop Rock - 9-5ers Anthem

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Finals Update

Well, it's been nearly a month since I last graced my readers with that little window into my life that I call 'hell' (H-dawg for short). So, what's new you ask?

Other than a lack of sleep, a dearth a free time, and a new found love for my battle with leprosy? Uhm... finals, Mifflin, and that's about it.

Mifflin was fun, if not unspectacular. Greg and Josh both came a little late (bastards), and I made the mistake of buying $60 worth of dinner for everyone while I was still feeling pretty damned good...

As for finals, I've got two down and two to go. And perhas the worst is still ahead of me. I've already knocked out Linear Algebra and Electrodynamics, the latter of which was particularly painful. Up tomorrow is computer science 354 (Machine organization and programming) followed on Friday by circuit analysis (read: my professor is the biggest bastard this side of John Ashcroft). Dave's done with his exams, which I'm envious of, and pretty much everyone else is done on Friday with me. Oh, and on Friday Greg and I are going to see Autechre in Chicago at the Metro, which may or may not be fun, but who gives a care - I'm done with school.

Other than that, I'll be working at Verizon this summer, and living downtown at my apartment.


Today's Music
Audioslave - Be Yourself