Pants

Some musings I've been tossing around in my head that I needed to ink, err digitally ink:

Why is it that companies only give out t-shirts and hats at career fairs? Why don't they give out promotional items that don't totally suck. What about Google jeans, or Google underwear or Google polo's. I reiterate - give out promotional goodness, not promotional crap.

P.S. I loathe marketing.