KC Masta Piece's Guide to More Style
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This one's really key. In order to be a big tymer like myself, you have to eat amalgamated snack cakes, namely Little Debbies. These small mass-produced pastries pack enough goodness to keep even rabid llamas happy. Furthermore, they are replete with fortifying ingredients including:
  • Preservatives
  • Carcinogens
  • Gobs of Saturated Fat
  • White cream filling
Little Debbies pack the all energy of a nuclear power plant into two small cylinders or boxes (depending upon if one eats Swiss Cake rolls, Nutty Bars, or Zebra Cakes) that fit neatly into your pocket. Now That's technology. Scew cellphones, I've got my lil' Debs.
Tip #6:

Amalgamated Snack Cakes
Sunglasses, too are essential if you want to be straight up hizzle dizzle. Not only do they make you look badass (see: hardcore) but they actually serve a purpose! Mail Me if you can't figure out what that purpose is. Just as with anything, you can't truly be G'd up unless you "Act a Fool". You gotta wear yo' sunglasses wherever you're going. Yep, that's right: showering, Walgreens, in your pitch black basement, at midnight on a poorly lighted street. All these situations require sunglasses.

Bonus Tip:To be extra stylish combine tips 1 and 7.
Tip #7:

Sunglasses
Giant spiders are crucial. Most people don't recognize their importance, but again, that's what sets me apart from all the poser's tryin' to front on my game. Giant Spiders control most of the goings on in our day-to-day lives. Some of our greatest Presidents were gigantic spiders (Roosevelt, FDR, Kennedy, and LBJ, just to name a few).

Giant spiders were enslaved by the Gangs of New York for centuries until they were finally freed by Abraham Lincoln and Daniel Day Lewis in 1864. But maybe with the help of C.S. Lewis, a more tasty spider pretzel can be devised, much to the relief of spider and human alike.

Note: Leonardo DiCaprio did absolutely nothing to help the spiders free themselves.
Tip #9:

Giant Spiders